Post-It: ETD 00:06am
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Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.
I would like some. I would like these pills.
So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.
[Spam, all cabins]
[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]
[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]
Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.
I would like some. I would like these pills.
So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.
[Spam, all cabins]
[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]
[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]
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Date: 2014-06-17 11:59 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 12:01 pm (UTC)You're joking.
No pills at all?
[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 12:05 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 12:07 pm (UTC)I did take a shower on Tuesday.
[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 01:57 pm (UTC)Or is it nearer two weeks?
[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 01:57 pm (UTC)[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:39 pm (UTC)[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:42 pm (UTC)Not bad. Not fancy, but not bad. He stands with a grin, and gets to raiding the closet]
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:43 pm (UTC)[ But there are no clothes in there. Scraps of cloth, but no clothes. ]
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:45 pm (UTC)Fuckin' hell, he's a nudist.
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:46 pm (UTC)[ But Congratulations: a pile of clothes for a slender, 5'9" man who turns into a giant green monster. ]
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:47 pm (UTC)Either way, he's going for it. Packing it in under one arm, Mason gives a quick glance-around for any extra cash lying around for all of the clearly available stores on the Barge, and then leaves. Mission success!
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:50 pm (UTC)[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:52 pm (UTC)Someone with common sense would realize that in a room this small and a piece this big, the occupant will clearly notice it's gone missing. Someone with common sense would also figure that there's no place to hock stolen jewelry and that they are a prison whose room can be searched at any moment.
Mason's never been much for common sense. He slides the pendant into his pocket, and takes off]
[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:53 pm (UTC)[spam... sort of]
Date: 2014-06-17 04:55 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:20 pm (UTC)Hi Mason! My name's Smirnoff and I want to be your friend! But I like my friends to be clean, okay? Do you think you can manage that all by yourself?
Re: [video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:21 pm (UTC)Come on, vodka does not care if a bloke's clean or not, Iris!
[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:23 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:31 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:38 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 06:39 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 07:20 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 07:24 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-06-17 07:28 pm (UTC)You realise you could've been drinking this already?