Post-It: ETD 00:07am

[maced_eggs]

Can anyone here understand French?

Only I keep running into ghosts and none of them are speaking any English. Or it's French, right? But it's old, old French. It's fuckin'...Shakespeare French.


Anyway.


No one else is seeing the ghosts?


Of all the fuckin' powers to keep.

Comments

[maced_eggs]

Batman's not a myth?

[ichoosefight]

Nope. He is kind of a jerk, though.

[maced_eggs]

Someone was asking me about him. Someone not particularly nice.

[ichoosefight]

Lemme guess. Either Derek or Harvey, right?

[maced_eggs]

I don't know. Who are Derek or Harvey?

[ichoosefight]

The glowing green guy and Two Face, respectively.

[maced_eggs]

No. Neither of them.

It was a clown who said it.

[ichoosefight]

Jack? Or was this during a flood?

[maced_eggs]

I dunno. Fuck, it's all a bit confusing in my head.

[ichoosefight]

Must have been Joker. There's no reason for Jack to be asking around about Batman, he knows all the people from Gotham on the barge.

[maced_eggs]

Do yourself a favor, love. If a strange man in clown make-up offers you drugs, do not take them. No matter how friendly he might appear at first.

[ichoosefight]

You-! [ Oh my god Mason how stupid can you be? ]

You took drugs from the Joker! God, you're probably brain damaged.

[maced_eggs]

Nah. Nah, I don't think so.

....

You really think I might be brain damaged?

[ichoosefight]

If it didn't mess you up from the get-go? I wouldn't be surprised.

[maced_eggs]

Oh.

Well.


Do they give you pills if you're brain-damaged?

[ichoosefight]

No, they don't.

[maced_eggs]

That's not fair. If you've got brain damage, the least they can do is give you pills so you can enjoy what little parts of your mind you've got left.

[ichoosefight]

Getting you high is not a medical treatment.

[maced_eggs]

It's called medical marijuana for a reason!

[ichoosefight]

That's not the reason!

[maced_eggs]

Stephanie, love.

I am about two minutes away from consuming these lovely mushrooms I've just found. Your clown friend may have given me brain damage. I have been stealing constantly since I arrived and sleep behind the bar most nights.

In the grand scheme of things, is convincing the Admiral to sneak a little Valium or Percoset underneath my bed such a crime?

[ichoosefight]

Mason. Sweetie.

Go screw yourself.

[maced_eggs]

Yeah, all right. Fair enough.