Post-It: ETD 00:14am [Video]

[maced_eggs]

[Down on level 4, Mason seems to have been in the process of cleaning up his horrible, horrible room. You can see the floor now! Where he sits, crosslegged, an infant brown bunny in his lap. He's feeding it lettuce, fond and preening.

On the door is tacked the sign Yard Sale.]

So I figure there are two things I need to do.

I am thinking that if I give away all of my things that Gwenny says I can't have any longer, I can earn my bloody stickers, get my powers back, an' give a home for Johnny Ramone.

So let's see what we've got...

[Mason pans his camera to the collection of booze, bongs, prescription pills, and general illicit or controlled substances he's managed to collect over his months on the Barge]

Seeing as how there is lit'rally no money on this boat, I will accept payment in the form of either rabbit things or stickers.

Comments

[termofendearment]

...stickers. What are you, five and getting potty trained?

[maced_eggs]

No.

[Reluctantly, Mason digs under his bed to bring up the poster board his warden made for him. Over it are things like Clean Room and Don't Drink and Take a Shower, with stickers on it for every day he completes his tasks]

Gwenny made this. Says that if I do a certain amount, I can have my powers back.

[termofendearment]

So that's a yes, then. Just not based on whether or not you can aim.

[He is so very amused. But it's an affectionate kind of amused.]

"Gwenny", huh?

[maced_eggs]

You're a very funny man, Tig. A very funny little man.

Gwen Stacy, yes? My warden? Blonde hair, smile, likes to gasp in pretend shock a lot?

not actually here

[interns]

[ but she's watching this cause she will fight you, sir. ]

also not actually here

[termofendearment]

[BRING IT hey he doesn't mean your inmate any harm, Gwen, he promises. He actually likes the guy.]

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[sneakykidwiththehair]

Is Johnny Ramone the rabbit's name?

Actually, never mind. Can I come take a closer look at some of that stuff?

[This child will rob you blind if you let him, Mason.]

Private

[maced_eggs]

Yes, Johnny Ramone is the rabbit's name. Bloody good one, too.

'Course you can, little man. Come on, then. Pick your poison.

Spam!

[sneakykidwiththehair]

[Dash doesn't get it. He's not the most musically au fait kid in the world, okay. But he will wander through the barge until he finds the cabin with the yard sale sign on the door.

He peers in to make sure Mason's alone, before knocking.]

Knock knock. Hey.

[And then he'll just come in, because whatever he's not going to pretend he's polite.]

Quite the collection you have here... I'm kinda surprised your warden's letting you sell it.

Spam!

[maced_eggs]

Hello, Dashie my lad.

[Mason grins, sitting cross-legged in the middle of his room, surrounded by terrible things he's collected. In his lap he holds his beloved bunny, stroking the little guy's head with his thumb]

Gwenny and I've got a good thing going. She lets me do as I like, so long as I follow her rules. Which means I've got to get rid of these things.

Pick what you like, but you'll need to trade me for it.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Stickers.

[ So much disbelief. Mason's not THAT pathetic, is he? ]

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Not from you. Bloody vampire.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

I wasn't offering.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Well, I wasn't asking! You don't come near me, or me rabbit.

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[changeitroundsome]

...Define 'rabbit things'.

She's even makin' you get rid of the booze, huh? Tough break.

Re: Video

[maced_eggs]

Dunno what you call it. A rabbit's home. Their hole? I dunno.

An' carrots, an'...do rabbits play with toys?



Yeeeah, she is. This isn't the first time I've tried going sober. Last time I made it a month.

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[changeitroundsome]

Don't pet rabbits usually live in hutches? As for playin', I don't rightly know. Can't say I've talked to many rabbits on the matter.

[He's not even being sarcastic. He can totally speak to animals. Voodoo makes Disney Princesses of them all.]

And cold turkey is the way to go? Sounds risky.

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[maced_eggs]

You speak rabbit?

[Mason is just enough of a gullible idiot to believe anything he's told on the subject]

Starting it's easy. I've started a thousand times before.

It's going through all the terrible things without drinking that's the problem.

[megamind]

I'll build you a hutch if you like.

[ It may have little spikes on, though. It is Megamind. ]

We can swap for, uh. Some of your... contraband [ jesus Mason ]. I'll ... do something with it. [ Mostly get rid of it because what are you even doing with it. ]

[maced_eggs]

[Megs, don't put goddamn spikes on anything in the same room as this idiot]

He doesn't have a hutch, so yes. Yes, I think Johnny would like that.

Didn't take you for much of a connoisseur. Care to partake?

[megamind]

[ Little blunt spikes!! ]

[ Remember, Megamind made Wisdom his dumpstat. Intelligence 24, Wisdom 6. ]

Ah, well. No, but I know people who do, and therefore, I will distribute to those who are! [ Lies, totally lies but really some of that needs to be flushed down the toilet okay. ]

[maced_eggs]

Which people? Hang on, I thought I knew most of them onboard.

[Mason, though unsuspecting, is still reluctant to give up his stash]

[walkingmeltdown]

...I can be nothing short of high levels of impressed by your ability to have somehow fostered this...collection.

[Because jesus bloody christ Mason. Even knowing some of the lunatics that are on this ship and already thinking the worst of everybody, Blight has no idea how you managed to find all of that.]

[maced_eggs]

I only jus' so happen to be very resourceful.

[walkingmeltdown]

That's one word for it.

What were you even planning to do with all of that? Or were you merely creating stockpiles for a rainy day?