Post-It: ETD 00:14am [Video]

[maced_eggs]

[Down on level 4, Mason seems to have been in the process of cleaning up his horrible, horrible room. You can see the floor now! Where he sits, crosslegged, an infant brown bunny in his lap. He's feeding it lettuce, fond and preening.

On the door is tacked the sign Yard Sale.]

So I figure there are two things I need to do.

I am thinking that if I give away all of my things that Gwenny says I can't have any longer, I can earn my bloody stickers, get my powers back, an' give a home for Johnny Ramone.

So let's see what we've got...

[Mason pans his camera to the collection of booze, bongs, prescription pills, and general illicit or controlled substances he's managed to collect over his months on the Barge]

Seeing as how there is lit'rally no money on this boat, I will accept payment in the form of either rabbit things or stickers.

Comments

[termofendearment]

...stickers. What are you, five and getting potty trained?

[maced_eggs]

No.

[Reluctantly, Mason digs under his bed to bring up the poster board his warden made for him. Over it are things like Clean Room and Don't Drink and Take a Shower, with stickers on it for every day he completes his tasks]

Gwenny made this. Says that if I do a certain amount, I can have my powers back.

not actually here

[interns]

[ but she's watching this cause she will fight you, sir. ]

Private

[sneakykidwiththehair]

Is Johnny Ramone the rabbit's name?

Actually, never mind. Can I come take a closer look at some of that stuff?

[This child will rob you blind if you let him, Mason.]

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Stickers.

[ So much disbelief. Mason's not THAT pathetic, is he? ]

Video

[changeitroundsome]

...Define 'rabbit things'.

She's even makin' you get rid of the booze, huh? Tough break.

[megamind]

I'll build you a hutch if you like.

[ It may have little spikes on, though. It is Megamind. ]

We can swap for, uh. Some of your... contraband [ jesus Mason ]. I'll ... do something with it. [ Mostly get rid of it because what are you even doing with it. ]

[termofendearment]

So that's a yes, then. Just not based on whether or not you can aim.

[He is so very amused. But it's an affectionate kind of amused.]

"Gwenny", huh?

also not actually here

[termofendearment]

[BRING IT hey he doesn't mean your inmate any harm, Gwen, he promises. He actually likes the guy.]

[maced_eggs]

You're a very funny man, Tig. A very funny little man.

Gwen Stacy, yes? My warden? Blonde hair, smile, likes to gasp in pretend shock a lot?

Private

[maced_eggs]

Yes, Johnny Ramone is the rabbit's name. Bloody good one, too.

'Course you can, little man. Come on, then. Pick your poison.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Not from you. Bloody vampire.

Re: Video

[maced_eggs]

Dunno what you call it. A rabbit's home. Their hole? I dunno.

An' carrots, an'...do rabbits play with toys?



Yeeeah, she is. This isn't the first time I've tried going sober. Last time I made it a month.

[maced_eggs]

[Megs, don't put goddamn spikes on anything in the same room as this idiot]

He doesn't have a hutch, so yes. Yes, I think Johnny would like that.

Didn't take you for much of a connoisseur. Care to partake?

[termofendearment]

[He makes a show of considering, then shakes his head.]

Don't think I've had the pleasure. Sounds like quite the catch though. She cute, at least?

[maced_eggs]

She's very cute. Deliciously so.

But she has a boyfriend, an' he's on the ship, an' I already asked. He's not interested in sharing.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

I wasn't offering.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Well, I wasn't asking! You don't come near me, or me rabbit.

[termofendearment]

What, you asked him? C'mon, man, you should know better than that.

[maced_eggs]

I was only after a little kiss. Jus' a peck on the cheek.

[megamind]

[ Little blunt spikes!! ]

[ Remember, Megamind made Wisdom his dumpstat. Intelligence 24, Wisdom 6. ]

Ah, well. No, but I know people who do, and therefore, I will distribute to those who are! [ Lies, totally lies but really some of that needs to be flushed down the toilet okay. ]

[maced_eggs]

Which people? Hang on, I thought I knew most of them onboard.

[Mason, though unsuspecting, is still reluctant to give up his stash]

[megamind]

Some people like to keep their, ah, habits on the downlow, Mason.

Respectability issues, yes?

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Maybe you should reconsider. Before inviting people to your room.

[walkingmeltdown]

...I can be nothing short of high levels of impressed by your ability to have somehow fostered this...collection.

[Because jesus bloody christ Mason. Even knowing some of the lunatics that are on this ship and already thinking the worst of everybody, Blight has no idea how you managed to find all of that.]