Post-It: ETD 00:14am [Video]

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[Down on level 4, Mason seems to have been in the process of cleaning up his horrible, horrible room. You can see the floor now! Where he sits, crosslegged, an infant brown bunny in his lap. He's feeding it lettuce, fond and preening.

On the door is tacked the sign Yard Sale.]

So I figure there are two things I need to do.

I am thinking that if I give away all of my things that Gwenny says I can't have any longer, I can earn my bloody stickers, get my powers back, an' give a home for Johnny Ramone.

So let's see what we've got...

[Mason pans his camera to the collection of booze, bongs, prescription pills, and general illicit or controlled substances he's managed to collect over his months on the Barge]

Seeing as how there is lit'rally no money on this boat, I will accept payment in the form of either rabbit things or stickers.

Comments

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Any bloody idiot can put a rabbit in a box.

All right, all right, you can have one bottle of Oxy on top of it.

And...

[He digs through the stash, and comes up with the stupid animal fat-filled statue he stole from the not-Ewoks at the last port]

This, for a harness. I should like to take Johnny out on walks with me.

[megamind]

Any idiot can put a rabbit in a box.

I can build an awesome hutch! And-- oh! Harness! I made one of those for Zane's bunny. I don't think you'll need one with metal in, though. [ Since Mason's not Mistborn. ] I can totally make those things...

Where did you get that anyway?

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I should like a hutch for him. I don't want to roll over and accidentally squash him in my sleep.

The last port we were in. I was teaching the little bears how to smoke.

[megamind]

I'll built you an awesome hutch.

[ With chrome and black metal and it'll be badass! ]

[ And have small, small spikes ]

Ah, were you? I guess... we should all have goals.

[ What are you even mason. ]

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[srsly, megamind? the hutch is not for you. B[ Mason is not a black metal badass person.]

It was funny, up until it exploded.

[megamind]

[ but everyone likes gleaming chrome and spikes!! ]

Most things are.

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[jfc no spikes. this is going to be the idiot who punctures himself with them]

Anyway. I've got to keep all potential explosions away from Johnny.

He's so little.

[megamind]

[ They'll be nubby ones. He doesn't want the bunny to get hurt, after all. ]

He is. Soft and teensy. Ah, I remember when I got Angus as a wee pup... [ Angus had his second birthday in August and is a lean adult dobe now, though. ]

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[They are uncomfortable to rest on tho. :( ]

Soft is right. If he were a bit bigger I could use him for a pillow.

[megamind]

[ They'll be on the outside! ]

I wouldn't do that.

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Nah. Johnny needs his own space.

[megamind]

Definitely. Angus has a crate for himself, too! Though he sleeps on the bed most of the time.

[ Especially now that Edward's gone. It's nice to have something that curls up beside you when your lover's a universe away. ]

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I think Johnny's too small for that. Again; I could roll over an' crush him.

[megamind]

Well, yes. Angus eventually grew up into a big dog. Johnny won't.

But I'll get started on that hutch right now, should have it up to you within the day. [ It's so great having a small brainbot legion to help with fabrication. ]

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'Course he won't. He's a rabbit.

[Jesus, Mason]

Brilliant. I will package your things an' be ready for the trade.

[megamind]

[ Megamind's smile twitches. ]

[ oh mason you are one of God's own special creatures ]

Right. Well, off to work!

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[Mason grins, holding up his rabbit and gently helping Johnny wave goodbye, before shutting off his comm]