Post-It: ETD 00:23am

[maced_eggs]

...Fuck me, all me weed's gone. An' on this day, too.

Bloody barge.

[He turns around to glance behind him at the absolutely ridiculous pile of soul shards - a collection he managed to obtain by yanking out the souls of monsters on the Barge. They look like huge emeralds but are more or less what emeralds are - pretty rocks.]

An' what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this shit?!

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[routemistress]

[Iris still has weed, but she's too cranky and deathtolling to feel much like making the effort to share right now.]

What the 'eck are those? Maybe you could glue 'em on things or make jewellery?

[maced_eggs]

I don' fuckin' know, Iris. I go to yank a few souls out of these monsters, next thing I know, fucking that's coming out of 'em. That's not what souls look like!

[routemistress]

They're souls? Can I 'ave a few? I want to run some tests on them.

[maced_eggs]

I'm not doing anything with 'em.

Wait. Wait, are they worth something? Do you think I could sell them?

[tucky]

You were brave and fierce this time, Mason. I hope you know that.

[maced_eggs]

Really?

[tucky]

You were amazing.

[maced_eggs]

Only I was worried, the way you reacted when I...y'know.

[brbculling]

You said you let them go.

They are souls. They are not toys.

[maced_eggs]

Don't know what the fuck to do with these. They're not like any souls I've seen before.

[brbculling]

Break them. Let them die.

[maced_eggs]

Fuck off. I'm not doing that.

[routemistress]

Maybe you should've thought of that before you turned 'em loose all over the barge, you great arse.

[brbculling]

Yes, my mistake. I should have expected you'd find the most despicable magic that exists and experiment with it immediately.

[routemistress]

I'm not very convinced despicable means what you seem to think it means, Arthas.

[formerself]

...well, I wouldn't smoke 'em if I was you. What are they?

[maced_eggs]

M'not gonna bloody smoke them.

They're souls. I think. They don't look like any souls I've ever seen.

[formerself]

...Souls?

Oh. You're Mason, yeah? Who Tiffany was talkin' about. [The soul guy. 8|]

[maced_eggs]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm Mason. Who the bloody hell're you?

[bodilesswarrior]

...Learn gem carving?

Throw them at Arthas?

[maced_eggs]

See, I like that idea a lot. The second one. They're already gem-shaped.

[youmayregretthat]

What are they?

[maced_eggs]

Souls, darling.

[youmayregretthat]

Ah. Then that is quite the collection you have amassed.

What is it that you normally do with souls?

[maced_eggs]

There were a lot of fuckin' monsters about.

Just let them go, so they can head off to the after...whatever. Y'know.