maced_eggs: (my body is ready)
[personal profile] maced_eggs
[So since he's not permitted in the pub anymore, Mason has decided that the pool is a close second preference. Wearing a swimsuit with the Union Jack on it, he lies half in and half out of an inner tube, his rabbit perched precariously on his chest. Do rabbits like water? Can they swim? Who knows?

He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]


...Right.


Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.

Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.

If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.

And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.

First challengers being accepted now.

Date: 2015-01-13 02:10 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (done me proud)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
Pretty sure this is how marriages were formed when I was a kid.

Date: 2015-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (always smiling)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
Hey, the mark of a good wife where I was born was how fast she grabbed a beer and how quick she whipped up a meal after. You're the one asking for it!

How many have you had, anyway?

Date: 2015-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage

Hey now, I've learned my lesson. Iris would string me up if I didn't treat her right.

If you're serious about the bet, I'll bring you one. [But he is totally going to try to throw you out of that tube.]

Date: 2015-01-13 04:47 pm (UTC)
routemistress: (facepalms)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
I wouldn't string 'im up, I'd need a block and tackle. I'd just shoot 'im. Except then I'd 'ave to find someone else to do the cooking.

[Straightfaced.]

Mason love, 'as it crossed your mind ever that if you spent even 'alf the time and energy you spend on trying to scam booze and drugs on sorting yourself out, you'd've graduated months back?

Date: 2015-01-13 07:05 pm (UTC)
routemistress: (head-on)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
Doing your thing got you dead before you were thirty, you muppet. Can you blame us for wanting you to do a bit better next time?

Date: 2015-01-13 07:27 pm (UTC)
routemistress: (doubtful)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
No, Mason, it's not. 'Ave you not noticed what it is we do 'ere, at all? You're living in a bloody Next Time factory 'ere, you plonker.

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Spam;

Date: 2015-01-13 10:20 pm (UTC)
anewlanguage: (always smiling)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
[He does, but not until after Iris has had her say and Mason has had a chance to get his.

He stands out of the way, two pints, one in each hand.
]

I was too drunk to remember specific words now, but I'm pretty sure she dressed me down like that back when I was an inmate.

Spam;

Date: 2015-01-16 07:00 pm (UTC)
anewlanguage: (always smiling)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
Of course!

[He'd planned on jumping in, in fact, but the rabbit makes him climb in without making more than a ripple]

Never seen a rabbit hanging out at the pool before.

Re: Spam;

Date: 2015-01-19 04:25 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage

[There's an unfortunate number of things around here that could hurt a rabbit, and he's not sure the Admiral (or Barge or whatever) would revive a mere pet. So he smiles, and opts to be careful not to, say, accidentally startle or drowned it.]

Y'know I've never swam here before? Pretty nice though. Especially on all my bad joints. Watch yourself while you're young, you sure as hell don't want to end up like me.

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[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:18 am (UTC)
tucky: (haha! MANSLAUGHTER)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[Suddenly, a random girl cuts in out of nowhere.]

Hey-- are you a warden?

[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:21 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (concern)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
Depends on the week, but yeah. What's on your mind?

[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:24 am (UTC)
tucky: (I respond well to disembodied voices)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Can you let me in the bar?

[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (smile)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
[Finally, an inmate willing to just ask! He's all for rewarding someone being proactive.]

Yeah, I can do that, name a time. And your name, for that matter.

[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)
tucky: (we made our house out of peanut brittle)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[SUCCESS.]

Tiffany Doggett. And, uh, like right now.

Is the beer free? 'Cause I heard you guys don't use money here.

[audio]

Date: 2015-01-13 02:31 am (UTC)
anewlanguage: (smile)
From: [personal profile] anewlanguage
Depends on who your warden is, but if you're not paired it should be free. Always was for me, and hell if that didn't keep me out of trouble!

I'll meet you there. I'm David Cain.

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Date: 2015-01-13 02:33 am (UTC)
tucky: (it helps that you're drunk)
From: [personal profile] tucky
No, no, I'm not paired. I ain't been here long.

[And she's heading over there now! Though they might run into someone.]

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