Post-It: ETD 00:18am [Video]
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maced_eggs[So since he's not permitted in the pub anymore, Mason has decided that the pool is a close second preference. Wearing a swimsuit with the Union Jack on it, he lies half in and half out of an inner tube, his rabbit perched precariously on his chest. Do rabbits like water? Can they swim? Who knows?
He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]
...Right.
Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.
Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.
If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
First challengers being accepted now.
He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]
...Right.
Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.
Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.
If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
First challengers being accepted now.
not here. ..yet.
Date: 2015-01-12 08:22 pm (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2015-01-12 08:28 pm (UTC)How do you get in there? Where's the door?
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Date: 2015-01-12 08:30 pm (UTC)Tell you what, love - you go get me a pint, I'll let you in the pool.
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Date: 2015-01-12 08:33 pm (UTC)[...]
How do I get in the pub?
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Date: 2015-01-12 08:44 pm (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2015-01-12 08:52 pm (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2015-01-12 08:53 pm (UTC)....No, I don't think so.
[An idiot, is Mason]
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Date: 2015-01-12 08:54 pm (UTC)Sounds like a lot of trouble to me, when you could just open the door.
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Date: 2015-01-12 08:58 pm (UTC)[audio]
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)How many have you had, anyway?
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:34 am (UTC)Pints? Not a single bloody one yet.
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)Hey now, I've learned my lesson. Iris would string me up if I didn't treat her right.
If you're serious about the bet, I'll bring you one. [But he is totally going to try to throw you out of that tube.]
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Date: 2015-01-13 01:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-13 04:47 pm (UTC)[Straightfaced.]
Mason love, 'as it crossed your mind ever that if you spent even 'alf the time and energy you spend on trying to scam booze and drugs on sorting yourself out, you'd've graduated months back?
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Date: 2015-01-13 06:24 pm (UTC)Look, I'm jus' happy to do my thing, all right? I don't want interference in it.
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Date: 2015-01-13 10:20 pm (UTC)He stands out of the way, two pints, one in each hand.]
I was too drunk to remember specific words now, but I'm pretty sure she dressed me down like that back when I was an inmate.
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Date: 2015-01-14 12:35 pm (UTC)You coming in for a dip, Cain?
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:18 am (UTC)Hey-- are you a warden?
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:21 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2015-01-13 02:24 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2015-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)Yeah, I can do that, name a time. And your name, for that matter.
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)Tiffany Doggett. And, uh, like right now.
Is the beer free? 'Cause I heard you guys don't use money here.
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:31 am (UTC)I'll meet you there. I'm David Cain.
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