Post-It: ETD 00:18am [Video]
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maced_eggs[So since he's not permitted in the pub anymore, Mason has decided that the pool is a close second preference. Wearing a swimsuit with the Union Jack on it, he lies half in and half out of an inner tube, his rabbit perched precariously on his chest. Do rabbits like water? Can they swim? Who knows?
He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]
...Right.
Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.
Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.
If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
First challengers being accepted now.
He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]
...Right.
Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.
Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.
If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.
First challengers being accepted now.
Re: Spam;
Date: 2015-01-19 04:25 am (UTC)[There's an unfortunate number of things around here that could hurt a rabbit, and he's not sure the Admiral (or Barge or whatever) would revive a mere pet. So he smiles, and opts to be careful not to, say, accidentally startle or drowned it.]
Y'know I've never swam here before? Pretty nice though. Especially on all my bad joints. Watch yourself while you're young, you sure as hell don't want to end up like me.
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Date: 2015-01-19 02:02 pm (UTC)You do know I've been dead for forty fuckin' years, yes? I'll be forever twenty-seven. None of that shit to worry about.
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Date: 2015-01-22 12:17 am (UTC)Oh hell, if there's ever a body switch mishap courtesy of the Admiral, you'd damn well better swap with me!
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Date: 2015-01-22 01:13 am (UTC)Re: Spam;
Date: 2015-01-24 05:17 am (UTC)It's for your own good! You can't live a real life without feeling arthritis, without finding a grey hair!
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Date: 2015-01-24 12:55 pm (UTC)Re: Spam;
Date: 2015-01-28 12:57 am (UTC)On one condition!
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Date: 2015-01-28 02:05 am (UTC)