Post-It: ETD 00:02am

[maced_eggs]

[Sitting in someone else's cabin wearing someone else's stolen leather pants is Mason, playing with a stolen mess hall fork. Either he can't remember where he lives or he just straight up has difficulty caring]

So wait.



I'm a pris'ner.


But I don't have to work.

And I get free food and my own bed.

And no one's fuckin' yelling at me to pay rent. An' I'm basically on a cruise line with a spa and a pool and pretty girls.


Honestly, I'm struggling to find a downside. Isreally hard.

Comments

[this_corrosion]

It's not water. It's fucking space.

[maced_eggs]

I know we're in fucking space!


What are you talking about flooding for?

[this_corrosion]

Yeah, the space floods in!

[maced_eggs]

I don't think they have water in space, Gary. I distinctly remember there being no water in space in my space lessons.

[this_corrosion]

It's not water, if you'd listen, you prick. Water's got nothing to do with it.

[maced_eggs]

Water's got nothing to do with floods.

[this_corrosion]

Yeaaaah, it's just called floods, it's not an actual flood. Like doorknob.

[maced_eggs]

Which is not a nob attached to a door. Okay. Got it.

[this_corrosion]

Right. Like the other day we had a flood where everything got all Highlander and we forgot we were in prison. I've still got the sword!

[maced_eggs]

You've got a sword? Fuck, I'd like one of those. Somethin' to go around with stickin' in food an' things.

[this_corrosion]

Think for that you'd do better with a fork.

[maced_eggs]

I don't have any forks any more. Fuckin' Goggle-Boy took them all away from me.

[this_corrosion]

What?

[maced_eggs]

The, the boy! The goggles, with the baldness and the, grr, grizzly bear technique!

[this_corrosion]

Nnnno idea what you mean.

[maced_eggs]

The point is that someone came into my bedroom and took all my forks away.

[this_corrosion]

The fuck do you have forks in your bedroom for?

[maced_eggs]

They could come in handy. You never know. Plus they was free.

[this_corrosion]

You can't pawn a fork. Just take what you need!

[maced_eggs]

What if I needed fourteen forks.

[this_corrosion]

What for?

[maced_eggs]

I could throw a dinner party.

[this_corrosion]

What'd you do that for?

[maced_eggs]

I don't know. Just thinking about it. I've never thrown a dinner party before.

[this_corrosion]

You were not.