Post-It: ETD 00:06am
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Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.
I would like some. I would like these pills.
So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.
[Spam, all cabins]
[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]
[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]
Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.
I would like some. I would like these pills.
So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.
[Spam, all cabins]
[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]
[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:17 pm (UTC)Fuck off! Don't you go putting your hands on me.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:20 pm (UTC)You just broke in to a private cabin. Moreover, you tried to take my stuff. And for all I know you're not allowed to be smoking.
I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to call your warden.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:21 pm (UTC)I can smoke! An' the cabin was empty when I came in, how am I supposed to know what's occupied an' what isn't? I'll pay you for the bloody joint, but let go of my fuckin' arm.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:26 pm (UTC)Empty? This cabin looks empty to you? You couldn't tell someone lived here?
I don't care about the joint. I care why you're here stealing from me - and by the way, doing a really bad job of it.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:28 pm (UTC)Get the fuck off me!
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:31 pm (UTC)Just finish your damn joint.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:33 pm (UTC)...No thanks, I'd rather not.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:40 pm (UTC)[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:41 pm (UTC)[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:42 pm (UTC)[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:43 pm (UTC)Or no, call everyone an' tell them I'm being held prisoner.
[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:44 pm (UTC)[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:45 pm (UTC)[...spam-itty][cw: drugs]
Date: 2014-06-18 11:54 pm (UTC)which may need a little editing.]