maced_eggs | Post-It: ETD 00:06am

[Public, Video, cw for references to drug use]

Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.

I would like some. I would like these pills.

So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.

[Spam, all cabins]

[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]

[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]

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punched_hitler

Most of them aren't exactly what I'd call interesting.

[He can, at least, realize by this point that Mason's probably got a pretty skewed point of view, though. He can't necessarily hold it against him.

He snorts a little, though.] No, there definitely aren't. Bucky'd generally corral them all, whether he was trying or not.

maced_eggs

Well, you know what I mean. More or less.

Yeah. Bucky's the magnetic sort.

D'you think he could find us some girlfriends? I'm only asking for...reasons.

Yeah, I do.

[Although he's got to laugh:] Let me put it this way - he could probably find a girl willing to go out with you. No guarantees she'd like it.

[That was always kind of how it had worked, back home.]

Here, what are you trying to say? That I couldn't make a girl happy?

More like, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make her drink.

That is completely and utterly unfair of you to say.

Hey, I'm just saying - girls've got minds of their own. It's up to them whether they decide they like you or not.

Well, why wouldn't girls like me, would you say?

I didn't say they wouldn't. Just that you don't know they automatically would. It was always my impression that, uh, most guys had to do at least a little legwork.

[Bucky never seemed to, but he's one of the lucky few.]