Post-It: ETD 00:07am

[maced_eggs]

Can anyone here understand French?

Only I keep running into ghosts and none of them are speaking any English. Or it's French, right? But it's old, old French. It's fuckin'...Shakespeare French.


Anyway.


No one else is seeing the ghosts?


Of all the fuckin' powers to keep.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

You're seeing ancient French ghosts. Well that's a new one.

[ The most helpful. ]

[maced_eggs]

Seeing and hearing. An' I mean, it's nothing new but it's fuckin' irritating.

[ichoosefight]

If anybody around here speaks ancient French they haven't told me about it.

[maced_eggs]

Well, that's not very helpful, is it?

Some of them seem a bit angry, too.

[ichoosefight]

Maybe you should try talking to them really slow and loud.

[ Don't do this thing. ]

[maced_eggs]

WHO.....ARE......YOU?


WHAT....THE FUCK.....DO YOU....WANT?

[ichoosefight]

Get anything?

[ You moron. ]

[maced_eggs]

One of them made what I think was a very rude gesture but I can't be sure.

[ichoosefight]

Oh man, you can't put up with that sort of thing. You should give them a rude gesture right back.

[ Why are you listening to Steph STOP LISTENING TO STEPH ]

[maced_eggs]

Right.


FUCK OFF, GHOSTS! GO BACK TO WHERE THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM.

[ichoosefight]

Did it work?

[maced_eggs]

One of them tried to hit me!

I mean, she isn't corporeal, her fist went right through my head, but she tried to fuckin' club me!

[ichoosefight]

Oh man, it's really on now. Know any way to hurt a ghost? We should ask Dean. Salt, I think?

[maced_eggs]

I'm not asking Dean. Dean's the one that got tremendously mad when I tried to take his clothes. He would probably make up something that would cause the ghosts to get really pissed off.

Besides, why would you want to hurt a ghost? They're only people. Pissed off dead people, but people.

[ichoosefight]

You... tried to take Dean's clothes?

[ Congratulations, she is more confused than entertained now. ]

[maced_eggs]

I thought they were Ben's.

[ichoosefight]

Wow, you really messed up there. I guess that explains a few things, though.

[ See again: You moron. ]

[maced_eggs]

He wouldn't let me borrow his fuckin' shirts. Tried to hurt me. Dean's an asshole.

[ichoosefight]

Dean doesn't know or trust you. I wouldn't lend you my clothes either. Who knows what'll happen to them?

[maced_eggs]

They'll be worn. Is that such a crime?

[ichoosefight]

Depending on where and by whom, yes.

[maced_eggs]

I really don't understand you people sometimes.

[ichoosefight]

That's probably because you're an oversized Borrower.

[maced_eggs]

You mean one of those little people that live under the floorboards?

Fuck me, I thought they were a myth.

[ichoosefight]

You probably thought Batman was a myth too.