Post-It: ETD 00:08am

[maced_eggs]

All right, all right. I admit it. I am the one who has been stealing things from people's cabins.

Gwen said I had to confess or she would make things very embarrassing so here's your bloody confession.

So for anyone missing, I dunno, shirts and things, you can come by my room to pick up any missing objects.

Or if you want to jus', you know. Leave them here with me. That would be fine too.

Comments

[bodilesswarrior]

Well, personally, I'm shocked.

[maced_eggs]

Don't take it too hard. I've been doing this for quite a long time and had the distinct advantage of years over you, love.

[bodilesswarrior]

[Somehow, she manages to keep a straight face.]

Yeah, I'm sure I'll get over it.

[maced_eggs]

I don't have too many lady shirts here. Are you sure I'm the one who stole from you?

Maybe you ought to consider locking your doors at night.

[praesidium]

You're just now trying to put things back.

[It's both a question and not at at the same time.]

[Mason.]

[Mason pls.]

[maced_eggs]

Well, it was the port, wasn't it? Got in the way of everything.

I was going to, eventually.

[praesidium]

Mason, you had plenty of time to put things back before the port.

[maced_eggs]

You know when you put off doing something an' time just starts to slip away from you and suddenly you look up and it's next month already?


...Yeah, it's a bit like that.

[punched_hitler]

Do you actually need clothes and things?

[He's thinking not, but... just curious.]

[maced_eggs]

Do any of us really need clothes? I could walk around stark fucking naked if I really wanted to. It's warm enough.

[punched_hitler]

Some of the ladies might protest. And I'll bet some of them have really good aim with a knee.

[maced_eggs]

You don't know, mate. They might applaud for such a good show.

[notsoneedy]

Give me back my shit, you fucking pervert. How did you not wind up getting killed for all of this?

[maced_eggs]

I'm already fucking dead, darling.

You can have your things back when you come to pick them up, all right?

[notsoneedy]

You took them from my room. You should bring them back to me.

[persecutioncomplex]

I already confessed for you.

[maced_eggs]

Yes, and it was bloody embarrassing, but Gwenny told me I ought to do it properly.

So piss off. You've got your clothes back.

[persecutioncomplex]

I'm glad. You wouldn't have done it without the embarrassment.

[anewlanguage]

[This is not the worst crime he's heard of so he has to smile. And maybe laugh.] D'you steal when you're bored or were you just real afraid you'd run out of blouses?

[maced_eggs]

It's a habit by now, isn't it? Can't help myself. I'm a victim of circumstance.

[this_corrosion]

You little shit.

[Gary sounds incredibly amused. It's a term of endearment, really.]

[maced_eggs]

Ahm, bite me, Gary.

[Same here, bro]

[walkingmeltdown]

Literally everybody with half a brain, and maybe even less than that, knew it was you already, genius. Don't tell me you hadn't caught that?

[Also hey Mason, guess who doesn't look like a walking glowing skeleton anymore? Sup.]

[maced_eggs]

Who the fuck are you? Piss off, no one was talking to you!

[walkingmeltdown]

Who, me? I'm only the guy you referred to the other day as "the talking glowskull". Don't suppose you remember?