Post-It: ETD 00:14am [Video]

[maced_eggs]

[Down on level 4, Mason seems to have been in the process of cleaning up his horrible, horrible room. You can see the floor now! Where he sits, crosslegged, an infant brown bunny in his lap. He's feeding it lettuce, fond and preening.

On the door is tacked the sign Yard Sale.]

So I figure there are two things I need to do.

I am thinking that if I give away all of my things that Gwenny says I can't have any longer, I can earn my bloody stickers, get my powers back, an' give a home for Johnny Ramone.

So let's see what we've got...

[Mason pans his camera to the collection of booze, bongs, prescription pills, and general illicit or controlled substances he's managed to collect over his months on the Barge]

Seeing as how there is lit'rally no money on this boat, I will accept payment in the form of either rabbit things or stickers.

Comments

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Stickers.

[ So much disbelief. Mason's not THAT pathetic, is he? ]

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Not from you. Bloody vampire.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

I wasn't offering.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Well, I wasn't asking! You don't come near me, or me rabbit.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Maybe you should reconsider. Before inviting people to your room.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

I didn't bloody invite you.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Are you sure about that?

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Course I'm bloody sure. Says right there on the sign; no Jerries allowed.

Now piss off.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

You can't revoke an invitation, Mason.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Come into my room an' just you see what happens. I'll fuckin' roast you alive.

This is bloody harassment.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

Would you.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Still got my lighter, don't I?

[Mason pauses to nuzzle his rabbit, glowing with a private happiness that breeds protectiveness]

'Sides, you can't drink my blood, can you?

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

I don't doubt you have the supplies. But I doubt you have the...conviction?

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Do I have the conviction to kill a monster?

Yeah. Yeah, I think I do fuckin' have that.

[It was, after all, how he ended up on the Barge]

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

I'm sure you think you do.

[ Dean had surprise, cold ruthlessness, mountain ash, and backup as advantages. And even with that, Jerry was still alive. How far could Mason possibly get without any of those? ]

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Fuck off, Jerry.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

[ You're not getting rid of him that easy, Mason. ]

You got anything besides...alcohol and drugs, guy?

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

No.

And nothing I'd give you, either. Piss off.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

We'll see about that.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

My room is forever off-limits to vampires. Especially ones named Jerry.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

If only it were that simple.

[voice]

[maced_eggs]

Little bastard.

[voice]

[400yearsofsurvival]

See you around, Mason.

[ And with that, he hung up. Mason hadn't actually said anything that would let the vampire walk into the guy's room. He just wanted to instill a little paranoia. ]