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Dec. 30th, 2014 07:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maced_eggsNew Year's Resolutions
-Stop drinking
-Stop ingesting foreign substances
-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
-Figure out the fuck I want to do with my life
-See Georgie and Daisy again
-Be nicer to Gwenny
-Bathe more regularly
-Read a book
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-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
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-Be nicer to Gwenny
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-Read a book
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Date: 2014-12-30 06:22 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:23 pm (UTC)S'long story.
What're you in for?
[text/private/Venus]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:25 pm (UTC)who snorts anything an evil clown hands them, I ask you. Mason's a sweet, sweet boy but he hasn't got the sense of a whelk in vinegar.
[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:33 pm (UTC)I'm not. That is, I'm here voluntarily, as a warden. What are you in for?
[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:34 pm (UTC)Wasn't a DUI, I promise.
[text/private]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:35 pm (UTC)And yes, I'm vaguely familiar with the Joker. [Though not as a real person.] Would it be safe to assume Mason has something of a substance abuse problem?
[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:41 pm (UTC)I suppose I could, however I'm not sure I should. Don't you have a warden?
[text/private]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:44 pm (UTC)I think he's the only inmate under pub restriction at the moment.
[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:46 pm (UTC)You going to let me into the bar or what?
[text/private]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:50 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:53 pm (UTC)Now if you want to have your warden call me and give the OK, well, that might be a completely different story.
[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 06:57 pm (UTC)It's Christmas. Isn't it? I can't remember, actually.
[text/private]
Date: 2014-12-30 07:04 pm (UTC)tryiing to think who the problems even are, lately. we lost that Lecter and Dillon defanged the arsey vampire. Sylvanas and Arthas are ones to watch, but not exactly troublemakers, just touchy as porcupines and with no sense of humour. we do have at least one serial killer, but Roderick's got manners and self control, I wouldn't call him a problem.
you know, I miss when we used to have rabies epidemics and occasional random disembowelings. one time Morgana set off some kind of magical hallucinogen smokebomb in the dining hall and set off a complete bloodbath, it was amazing.
...that sounds really bad. I swear I don't want anyone disembowelled. I just get bored easily, is all.
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Date: 2014-12-30 07:06 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 07:07 pm (UTC)No, darling, Christmas over and done. Time to start working on making the nice list for next year.
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Date: 2014-12-30 07:07 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2014-12-30 07:09 pm (UTC)Please let me in. I could really use a drink, it's been a fuckin' awful year for me, dying an' all.
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Date: 2014-12-30 07:21 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-12-30 07:25 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-12-30 07:28 pm (UTC)You ever actually read the book or just sit there looking good with it?
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Date: 2014-12-30 07:29 pm (UTC)I jus'. I have trouble remembering them some days.
Fuck off, you don't read.
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Date: 2014-12-30 07:32 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-12-30 07:33 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-12-30 07:36 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2014-12-30 07:37 pm (UTC)Fuck off.