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[maced_eggs]

New Year's Resolutions

-Stop drinking
-Stop ingesting foreign substances
-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
-Figure out the fuck I want to do with my life
-See Georgie and Daisy again
-Be nicer to Gwenny
-Bathe more regularly
-Read a book

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[no_tell_belle]

Clowns?

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[maced_eggs]

Murderous clowns. With drugs.

S'long story.

What're you in for?

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[no_tell_belle]

Murderous clowns. [Sure. Why not. Makes as much sense as anything else around this place.]

I'm not. That is, I'm here voluntarily, as a warden. What are you in for?

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[maced_eggs]

Aren't you jus' the lucky one, then. Here, if you're a warden, d'you think you could let me into the bar?

Wasn't a DUI, I promise.

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[routemistress]

he got slipped some bad stuff by the Joker. The one from Gotham? I know a lot of people from other worlds are familiar with the place.

who snorts anything an evil clown hands them, I ask you. Mason's a sweet, sweet boy but he hasn't got the sense of a whelk in vinegar.

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[no_tell_belle]

Oh good lord.

And yes, I'm vaguely familiar with the Joker. [Though not as a real person.] Would it be safe to assume Mason has something of a substance abuse problem?

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[routemistress]

that is something of an understatement. don't let him in the pub without Gwen's sayso, he's only allowed booze and weed for meeting behaviour targets. she hasn't cut him completely off, but he needs a carrot dangled just to shower occasionally and not break into people's rooms.

I think he's the only inmate under pub restriction at the moment.

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[demolitions]

Readin' is fundamental.

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[maced_eggs]

Dunno about that. But it does get college girls to like you.

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[demolitions]

You could always read to improve your mind as well.

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[maced_eggs]

What the fuck do I need to improve? Me brain's just fine, thanks.

[interns]

I might be a little bias, but I like that list.

What kind of book were you thinking about reading?

[maced_eggs]

You do? Even the bits I crossed out?

Dunno. Something happy. Preferably with pictures, and a dog. Do they have those?

[interns]

Do those count? I figured they were crossed out because you didn't want them to count.

That said, I definitely do like those resolutions, too.

And yeah, sure they do. You should check out the library sometime.

[maced_eggs]

They're crossed out because I don't want to be making them.

Nah. Not really my thing, libraries. They get very upset at you when you tear the pages out of their books to roll joints.

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[changeitroundsome]

That's a lotta crossing out there, Mason.

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[maced_eggs]

I don't want to be overly ambitious. It's a strategy.

[changeitroundsome]

Better not stretch beyond your reach, huh?

[maced_eggs]

My afterlife's one large disappointment. Setting myself up for failure's not in the plan.

[imfollowinghim]

You're already way ahead of me, pal. Hadn't even started thinking about New Year's Resolutions.

[maced_eggs]

What've you got to resolve, Buck? You're a bloody warden.

[imfollowinghim]

Everyone has room for self improvement.

[myresponsibility]

I'm a big fan of number three. Or seven, depending on how you're counting.

[maced_eggs]

Evening, Pete. Peterr. Pete, mate. You wouldn't happen to be wanting to let a guy into a pub, would you?

[myresponsibility]

Is Gwen cool with it?