maced_eggs: (my body is ready)
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[So since he's not permitted in the pub anymore, Mason has decided that the pool is a close second preference. Wearing a swimsuit with the Union Jack on it, he lies half in and half out of an inner tube, his rabbit perched precariously on his chest. Do rabbits like water? Can they swim? Who knows?

He drums his fingers on the inner tube, petting a sniffy rabbit with his free hand]


...Right.


Evening, Barge. Or, morning, or whatever the fuck time it is.

Let's you and me have a little betting game. I bet...you can't knock me out of this tube. You bet you can.

If I win, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.

And if you lose, you've got to go get me a beer from the pub.

First challengers being accepted now.

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Date: 2015-01-18 05:44 pm (UTC)
tucky: (hey‚ what gives? I'M on the milk carton!)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Hey, I ain't out to kill any dogs, okay? I mean... I ain't a vegetarian and I been hunting before and everything, but I never messed with anyone's pets.

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Date: 2015-01-19 03:24 pm (UTC)
tucky: (they'd walk into fire for you)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Hey, all I ever said was that my cousin's boyfriend did the dog-fighting thing, okay? And now everyone thinks I'm gonna kill their pets.

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Date: 2015-01-20 03:49 pm (UTC)
tucky: (you studied for prison?)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Yeah?

[She rights herself and swims to the edge of the pool, ready to climb out.]

He's gonna get wet.

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Date: 2015-01-21 04:12 am (UTC)
tucky: (we are all just in here)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[She raises her eyebrows, but climbs out of the pool and sits down on a lounger, taking the rabbit.]

It's real soft. More than I thought it'd be.

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Date: 2015-01-21 03:07 pm (UTC)
tucky: (they're tough on drunk drivers in Canada)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Well, he's a rabbit; he's allowed to be, ain't he?

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Date: 2015-01-22 01:13 am (UTC)
tucky: (they're tough on drunk drivers in Canada)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[Still petting!]

How can you tell?

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Date: 2015-01-22 03:05 pm (UTC)
tucky: (see‚ it's really fun to be psychotic)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[She snorts a little, grinning at the mental image.]

Yeah, maybe he's blind.

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Date: 2015-01-23 03:25 am (UTC)
tucky: (I am not crazy‚ I am unique)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[She laughs again, making a show of exaggeratedly peering at Johnny's eyes.]

Yeah-- they look fine to me!

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Date: 2015-01-23 03:00 pm (UTC)
tucky: (I had a feeling today)
From: [personal profile] tucky
What does a smart rabbit do?
Edited Date: 2015-01-23 03:00 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2015-01-24 03:12 pm (UTC)
tucky: (so people are just balloons?)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Playing dead? I didn't know rabbits did that.

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Date: 2015-01-24 03:17 pm (UTC)
tucky: (I just have to wet myself first)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Oh.

Gonna get him eaten someday, though.

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Date: 2015-01-25 04:49 am (UTC)
tucky: (I'm so sorry about your loss‚ LOL)
From: [personal profile] tucky
You worry about people, too?

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Date: 2015-01-25 04:59 am (UTC)
tucky: (what's he going to do)
From: [personal profile] tucky
You know, I hunted rabbits before.

Now, don't get all freaky on me-- they was wild ones. And they looked a lot different from this. So what I'm saying is, if you're worried about people getting mixed up and hunting yours here, you probably don't need to. Wild ones and pet ones don't look a thing alike.

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