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[maced_eggs]

[Sitting crosslegged and upside down on the ceiling of the cafeteria, Mason munches on his belgian waffle, letting the syrup drip onto hapless diners below who may have had better luck keeping themselves attached to the furniture]

See, I've always did want to fly. Shouldn't it come with my standard set of powers, flying?

'Course, it's difficult to control, but I could get used to it, yeah?

Gwen. Gwennnyyyy. Before you go asking the Admiral for me powers back, what say you ask him for new powers I've not had before. Can you do that for me, love?

Right, cheers. I'm off to go nick all the lightbulbs out of the restrooms. Night showers are best.

Comments

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[maced_eggs]

Dunno. Wherever there's death, really. Seattle's been the latest but I've been moved around continents. They try to put you where you'll fit in with the locals.

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[tucky]

Continents? You've been, like, out of America?

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[maced_eggs]

Was reaping in England first. An' then of course they send us on our little work vacations whenever there's about to be a major disaster. Always a crime, that, but it's a bit like a reaper convention, you get to see all your old mates again.

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[tucky]

You been on vacation all over the world, then?

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[maced_eggs]

More of a work vacation, but yeah. Anywhere there's been a major disaster in the last forty or so years, that's where I've been.

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[tucky]

Wow. You're all worldly and shit.

[It makes her feel a little inadequate, because she's the exact opposite of worldly. She resolves to ask Barbara if she can learn a little bit about geography and other countries in their next school session.]

... Well, what would you say if I told you I never been anywhere? I mean, if I said I have been to Pennsylvania, and Maryland because it was right there near us, and then New York 'cause that's where I was taken to prison-- but no where else?

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[maced_eggs]

Tiff, I'm not worldly. I don't get to go to the little museums, see the sights. It's a bloody working vacation.


Dunno. I'd say it was a bit sad, your dying so young without being anywhere important.

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[tucky]

More worldly than me.

But now I'm here, and I get to see stuff from the Barge. Ports and stuff. I heard there's good ones.

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[maced_eggs]

I remember the one with all the little bears. That was a fun one.

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[tucky]

Little bears? Where was that, a zoo?

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[maced_eggs]

Nahh. They lived in treehouses. Chittered about, were waist-high. Cute little buggers.

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[tucky]

Did they talk?

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[maced_eggs]

If they did, I didn't understand a fuckin' word they were saying.

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[tucky]

Sounds like normal animals, then. Not Barge animals.

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[maced_eggs]

Nah, but they were walking around, wearing clothes, living in houses. They talked.

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[tucky]

... Oh. So they had their own language, or something. An alien language.

Were they friendly?

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[maced_eggs]

Friendlier than most. Taught 'em how to smoke a bit of weed. That livened them up some.

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[tucky]

[She snorts with laughter.]

Yeah? Really? ... Did they like it?

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[maced_eggs]

Wellll, the thing we were using for a bong exploded, so, not really.

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[tucky]

[Stillllll laughing.]

Okay, what happened next?

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[maced_eggs]

Well, nothing much. I exploded the bong, the fuckin' little bears all started giggling, I salvaged what weed I could.

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[tucky]

How'd you get weed in the first place, anyway? Did you get it from Anya or are there other wardens that have it?

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[maced_eggs]

Got it from the bears. But I've got a bit stashed away in my room from Amsterdam still, if you'd like a taste.

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[tucky]

That sounds like a great idea.

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[maced_eggs]

[Mason grins, winking to Tiffany]

Was saving it for a special occasion anyway. S'a good a time as any, right?