Post-It: ETD 00:22am - Video/Spam

[maced_eggs]

[Sitting crosslegged and upside down on the ceiling of the cafeteria, Mason munches on his belgian waffle, letting the syrup drip onto hapless diners below who may have had better luck keeping themselves attached to the furniture]

See, I've always did want to fly. Shouldn't it come with my standard set of powers, flying?

'Course, it's difficult to control, but I could get used to it, yeah?

Gwen. Gwennnyyyy. Before you go asking the Admiral for me powers back, what say you ask him for new powers I've not had before. Can you do that for me, love?

Right, cheers. I'm off to go nick all the lightbulbs out of the restrooms. Night showers are best.

Comments

[video]

[tucky]

Stealing lightbulbs? Why?

[video]

[maced_eggs]

S'more fun to shower in the dark. Haven't you ever tried it?

[video]

[tucky]

No. Especially not when I can't even stand upright.

[video]

[maced_eggs]

Having a bit of trouble getting straight, my darling?

[video]

[tucky]

Yeah, that's kinda an understatement. -- Wait a sec.

[And here she comes into the dining hall, using anything solid and heavy as a weighted handhold. It sort of works. She's not floating up to the ceiling, at any rate.]

See?

[video]

[maced_eggs]

[He peers down at Tiffany, giving a bit of a grin and a wave]

Toss a bit of food up here, will you?

[video]

[tucky]

It's just gonna keep spilling.

[But she awkwardly lobs him an apple, letting herself float up until her head bumps the ceiling.]

There. Can't spill that.

Why don't you just turn off the lights instead of taking the lightbulbs? Or... is that so people can't come in and turn on the lights?

[video]

[maced_eggs]

[He gleefully takes the apple, biting into it]

Precisely. Never underestimate the pleasantness of showering in the dark.

[video]

[tucky]

I gotta say I don't get it. What's so great about it?

Anyway, I thought you didn't like to shower at all.

[Not that she is... discouraging showering. She minds stinkiness a little less than a lot of people, but will draw the line at him smelling like a literal garbage dump.

[interns]

No, nah-ah, no flying.

And you should be getting your powers back soon. I think? I already asked. Well, tried to, you know. I'm not really sure how he goes about answering requests like that.

[maced_eggs]

Never get to bloody fly..


Well, I haven't exactly been banging into things on purpose to test that out.

[interns]

[ she huffs a laugh ] Good, don't do that. My intentions weren't so you would go out of your way to hurt yourself just because you can heal now.

[maced_eggs]

I knew a bloke once. Bloody masochist. Saddest thing I ever saw.

No, but you can get hurt. You jus' don't stay hurt for very long.

[interns]

No getting hurt. At all. Ever. Please. Deal?

[maced_eggs]

That's not a thing any reasonable person can promise, Gwenny. Not unless you wrap them in a bubble.

[interns]

-- I'm not above that.

[maced_eggs]

I object to such treatment, thank you.

[apaintingdarkly]

Setting your sights a little low, aren't you?

[ Dark has nice black wings that help him maneuver in zero g. Nyah nyah. ]

[maced_eggs]

My sights, for your information, have always been low.

[apaintingdarkly]

[ Dark just laughs. ]

Right, sorry. I won't make that mistake again.

[maced_eggs]

Now. Who the fuck are you, mate?

[apaintingdarkly]

I'm Phantom Thief Dark. Who're you?

[maced_eggs]

Mason. Jus' Mason.

You always announce who the fuck you are like that? Makes me not want to trust you when you outright call yourself a thief like that.

[apaintingdarkly]

Always. [ His grin is infuriatingly cocky. ] I announce exactly what I'm going to steal and when, too, and I've still never been caught.

[maced_eggs]

'cept for now.