maced_eggs | Post-It: ETD 00:06am

[Public, Video, cw for references to drug use]

Someone here told me that if I donated bits of myself to science, I could get into the drug trials here. That you all have a lab of some kind an' if I volunteer, I get to be a part of your whole pharmaceutical racket, an' I know he was not just pulling my leg because there is no way everyone on this ship is coping without pills.

I would like some. I would like these pills.

So I should like to volunteer my body for scientific purposes, an' should there be more than one, I will accept bidding in the degree of amphetamines.

[Spam, all cabins]

[Mason is on a mission. One week ago, Bleu commissioned him to find clothing for her, and so he's off from the 1st floor all the way down to the 8th, using his lockpick and his ultra stealthy demeanor to break into the cabins of his fellow passengers on a search for adorable outfits. Whether the outfits belong to men or women seems to not bother Mason, who has the fashion sense of a stunned and colorblind wolverine. After picking into the cabin of each passenger, he retreats with an armful of clothing, leaves it in his room, and then is off and out again to try another door]

[ooc note: Open call to have cabins broken into: Mason's decently handy with most regular doors, but for deadbolts, bioscanners, anything technologically advanced, he can't get in.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

From:

punched_hitler

You might want to be careful what you wish for. What if said scientific experiment renders you immune to all drugs?

[Not that it will, around here, but sorry. He had to say it.]

From:

maced_eggs

I did have massive resistance to them. Now I'm back an' I like being back. No immunity for me, please.

From:

punched_hitler

Then you might want to stop volunteering your body for science. At least, without being a little picky.

[Notttt that he thinks anyone should be paying this guy in drugs. Clearly a Bad Idea, but he's assuming no one's actually going to follow through on that.]

From:

maced_eggs

Exactly how many scientists do you think are trying to level an immunity to drugs in their patients? Seems like they'd want to do the opposite of that.

From:

punched_hitler

Depends on the scientist. [Although, unfortunately, there aren't so many like Dr. Erskine, no.] And the goal of the experiment.

From:

maced_eggs

I will be certain to ask that question if any scientist takes me up on my offer.

From:

punched_hitler

Always a good plan. [He's still pretty sure you're not getting paid in drugs around here, though. But he'll save the speech. You're not going to listen, he suspects.]

From:

maced_eggs

Still, none have answered. Don't you lot do science things here?

From:

punched_hitler

Sorry, I can't help you there, pal. I'm more of an experiment, not an experimenter.

From:

maced_eggs

Oh, yeah? Why's that? Don't know how to have a bit of fun?

From:

punched_hitler

Pal, I think your definition of fun is pretty different than mine.

From:

maced_eggs

It's Mason. Actually.

And I'm willing to bet on that one. You're probably, what, years ahead of me. Bloody timelines, making people from the future seem boring as fuck.

From:

punched_hitler

Mason, then.

Actually, that kind of depends. I've only been in the future myself for about two years, if it makes you feel better. Most people think the past is a lot more boring.