Post-It: ETD 00:17am [Text]

[maced_eggs]

New Year's Resolutions

-Stop drinking
-Stop ingesting foreign substances
-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
-Figure out the fuck I want to do with my life
-See Georgie and Daisy again
-Be nicer to Gwenny
-Bathe more regularly
-Read a book

Comments

[changeitroundsome]

Ah, I see why you've got a problem with him.

I'll see what I can do. [It won't be for free, of course, nothing ever is.]

[maced_eggs]

I'd be most appreciative if you did, Doc.

[changeitroundsome]

Can't promise much, my spells ain't what they used to be. Might be somethin' that can only work in short bursts.

[maced_eggs]

One short burst might be all he needs to teach him a lesson he won't forget.

[changeitroundsome]

Like sprayin' a dog with water to stop him chewin' your furniture.

[maced_eggs]

Exactly. An' this dog needs to be put down.

[changeitroundsome]

I'm taking it this is something to be done on the sly? Don't reckon you want your warden finding out.

[maced_eggs]

Gwenny? No, I don't want her involved. It's brutal.

[changeitroundsome]

Duly noted. She won't hear a whisper of it from me.

[He's being honest, too. He doesn't want anything to go back to Kira, either. No warden involvement at all is the best. ]

[maced_eggs]

Good man. Thank you.