maced_eggs | Post-It: ETD 00:22am

[Sitting crosslegged and upside down on the ceiling of the cafeteria, Mason munches on his belgian waffle, letting the syrup drip onto hapless diners below who may have had better luck keeping themselves attached to the furniture]

See, I've always did want to fly. Shouldn't it come with my standard set of powers, flying?

'Course, it's difficult to control, but I could get used to it, yeah?

Gwen. Gwennnyyyy. Before you go asking the Admiral for me powers back, what say you ask him for new powers I've not had before. Can you do that for me, love?

Right, cheers. I'm off to go nick all the lightbulbs out of the restrooms. Night showers are best.

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maced_eggs

...Dunno. I'd suggest Jerry but I've not seen him around in some time.

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tucky

Who's Jerry? We could look around for him.

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maced_eggs

S'a vampire who's not a vampire any longer. Goes aroun' preying on young pretty girls. Not a nice creature.

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tucky

Don't that mean he's gonna prey on me if I drop lightbulbs on his head?

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maced_eggs

He may, yes. Best let me handle it.

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tucky

[She crosse her arms... and then immediately uncrosses them so she can grab back onto the wall.]

What, you think I can't take care of myself or something?

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maced_eggs

Against Jerry?

He's a fuckin' monster. He kills people.

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tucky

You said he's not a vampire anymore, right?

[She turns a lazy somersault in the air, considering this.]

But... yeah. Okay.

I'll stay away from him if you do; deal?

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maced_eggs

...Deal, then.

You know, it's a bit harder to mess aroun' with people when you're in a closed environment and you know everyone an' they all know you.

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tucky

You just have to be sneaky about it. Or do it to someone you know won't snitch.

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maced_eggs

Oh, they'll all bloody snitch on us here.

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tucky

[She laughs, air-swimming over to float next to him (though she stays rightside-up.]

Weirdest fucking prison I ever been in, that's for sure.

... Hey. Did you really get your powers back?

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maced_eggs

Haven't had the opportunity to check yet. Haven't gotten hurt or drunk.

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tucky

Huh.

[That's probably a good thing.]

... So you really wanna go steal lightbulbs, or were you just kidding about that?

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maced_eggs

More or less kidding, but I wouldn't mind doing it for real, either. What do you want to do?

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tucky

I don't know. I'd help you do it for real.

But I like just swimming around, too. You been out on the deck?

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maced_eggs

Not yet. What's out on deck?

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tucky

You float up into the sky for a few feet until a forcefield stops you. I was there with Iris; it's fucking terrifying.

[And weirdly exhilarating. She can't decide whether she'd liked it or not.]