Post-It: ETD 00:17am [Text]

[maced_eggs]

New Year's Resolutions

-Stop drinking
-Stop ingesting foreign substances
-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
-Figure out the fuck I want to do with my life
-See Georgie and Daisy again
-Be nicer to Gwenny
-Bathe more regularly
-Read a book

Comments

[changeitroundsome]

'Course not. Leats it puts...well, whatever you need on the table. Not food, obviously.

...Going to go with alcohol.

[maced_eggs]

I eat.

Jus' because I'm undead doesn't mean I don't eat.

[changeitroundsome]

And your body...digests it all?

[Interesting.]

[maced_eggs]

Ev'ry bit of it. Works mostly the same, 'cept for the healing and reaping, of course.

[changeitroundsome]

Huh, how about that. Learn somethin' new every day.

[maced_eggs]

Also we can't get hangovers.

[changeitroundsome]

...Really?

Lucky bastard.

[maced_eggs]

Comes in handy, yeah. S'pecially when reapers go out to drink, you don't want to be around them.

[changeitroundsome]

No. I imagine bein' around constant death makes ya'll miserable drunks.

[maced_eggs]

It does. Sadly.

[changeitroundsome]

Ah well, least I'm in good company.

[maced_eggs]

[He grins, and nods.]

I'll drink to that.

[changeitroundsome]

Now I'm not helping you with that first resolution at all, and I don't much care.

[maced_eggs]

That one's crossed out anyway. What about the others?

[changeitroundsome]

Could probably whip something up to keep vampires away.

[maced_eggs]

You could? Really?

Good. Because I want to stick it to Jerry.

[changeitroundsome]

Probably. Can't see why I couldn't.

...That the name of the vampire?

[maced_eggs]

That's him. Hurts women, goes after anyone who looks at him funy.

[changeitroundsome]

Ah, I see why you've got a problem with him.

I'll see what I can do. [It won't be for free, of course, nothing ever is.]

[maced_eggs]

I'd be most appreciative if you did, Doc.

[changeitroundsome]

Can't promise much, my spells ain't what they used to be. Might be somethin' that can only work in short bursts.

[maced_eggs]

One short burst might be all he needs to teach him a lesson he won't forget.

[changeitroundsome]

Like sprayin' a dog with water to stop him chewin' your furniture.

[maced_eggs]

Exactly. An' this dog needs to be put down.

[changeitroundsome]

I'm taking it this is something to be done on the sly? Don't reckon you want your warden finding out.