Post-It: ETD 00:17am [Text]

[maced_eggs]

New Year's Resolutions

-Stop drinking
-Stop ingesting foreign substances
-Stay away from fucking vampires and clowns
-Learn how to take care of a rabbit
-Figure out the fuck I want to do with my life
-See Georgie and Daisy again
-Be nicer to Gwenny
-Bathe more regularly
-Read a book

Comments

[maced_eggs]

S'what Rube was always on me back about. Not giving a proper service to the reaps. Look, jus' because you've got bills to pay an' here they are, wallets in cold dead hands..

...anyway. I'll get you your conditioner. I'll get you whatever you like, an' then I'll get the fuck out of here.

[changeitroundsome]

Ain't nothing; wrong with that. Ain't like the dead are gonna be using it.

Thank you kindly. [At least he's learned to stop asking Mason what he expects in return, that old suspicion he has towards people faded. For him, anyway.]

[maced_eggs]

That's what I thought! All reapers take from the dead, there's no harm in it.

[Mason grins, giving a little salute]

[changeitroundsome]

'Course not. Leats it puts...well, whatever you need on the table. Not food, obviously.

...Going to go with alcohol.

[maced_eggs]

I eat.

Jus' because I'm undead doesn't mean I don't eat.

[changeitroundsome]

And your body...digests it all?

[Interesting.]

[maced_eggs]

Ev'ry bit of it. Works mostly the same, 'cept for the healing and reaping, of course.

[changeitroundsome]

Huh, how about that. Learn somethin' new every day.

[maced_eggs]

Also we can't get hangovers.

[changeitroundsome]

...Really?

Lucky bastard.

[maced_eggs]

Comes in handy, yeah. S'pecially when reapers go out to drink, you don't want to be around them.

[changeitroundsome]

No. I imagine bein' around constant death makes ya'll miserable drunks.

[maced_eggs]

It does. Sadly.

[changeitroundsome]

Ah well, least I'm in good company.

[maced_eggs]

[He grins, and nods.]

I'll drink to that.

[changeitroundsome]

Now I'm not helping you with that first resolution at all, and I don't much care.

[maced_eggs]

That one's crossed out anyway. What about the others?

[changeitroundsome]

Could probably whip something up to keep vampires away.

[maced_eggs]

You could? Really?

Good. Because I want to stick it to Jerry.

[changeitroundsome]

Probably. Can't see why I couldn't.

...That the name of the vampire?

[maced_eggs]

That's him. Hurts women, goes after anyone who looks at him funy.

[changeitroundsome]

Ah, I see why you've got a problem with him.

I'll see what I can do. [It won't be for free, of course, nothing ever is.]

[maced_eggs]

I'd be most appreciative if you did, Doc.

[changeitroundsome]

Can't promise much, my spells ain't what they used to be. Might be somethin' that can only work in short bursts.

[maced_eggs]

One short burst might be all he needs to teach him a lesson he won't forget.